H Ü L J A T U D

Yes the fatso is dead!

After the summer break and weeks of gearing new people (BT and Hyjal over and over again) we where ready at last to go to Sunwell... again!

We had to learn Kalecgos again for "few" nights and then we where ready to progress.... hello Brutallus!

First try’s and it was clear that the dps was greatly better than in spring... must be all the heavy drinking in the summer . So we had to learn the spots and get the right setup together… and the fat ugly bastard was down... well some 21 try’s later

Felmyst here we come! … I really doubt that the heavy drinking will help us with that one! ... maybe boobs?

And by the way… hunters rule! …even the drunk and dead* ones




* yes, as always... I died... c'mon two burns... what can i say... im imba!

It has been a long time gearing in BT and Hyjal and then a lot, A LOT! of wipes in SW… but a last we downed Kalecgos! Well saved him to be exact… And how you might ask… or not, but I will tell it anyway .

So it was sunny afternoon in a dusty city… nvm Here we go… gear and setup wise we have been ready for a few weeks already, but the performance has been down … but then, last reset, things started to fall a place… still only one good try a day was all we managed, best example, for all the obstacles we faced, to free the Kaleidoscope was actually the down night... here we go:

• We finished the trash more or less OK (yes we learned to dps the scouts down ).
• As a few days before we had a mandatory 1% wipe at the start of the session.
• Then one round of flasks with no promising try’s (l2spread, it’s a TBC for the love of god!)
• Trash respawning, clearing that... no wipes surprisingly
• 5 guys got DC at the same time… Elion ty for all the support… not really!
• Waiting, starting to disband already, changing people in… but at last the guys are back...
• Go, go, time is late… few last try’s...
• And then, as we Hüljatud have in custom... we bugged the encounter... tank is tanking on the other side of the bubble... and twice... wtf!
• Raid is tired and the concentration is sliding away... another failed night it is...
• But wait...then a shout in the vent... „C’mon guys... TO YOU WANNA SEE SOME BOOBS! “... well heck yes! …we charge to the fight...
• Clean down!* … Cheering to the roof! … Boobs work every time

Done at last! Ty all for a fantastic down!

Ofc, as always, we failed to fraps the try it went down… oh well... Hüljatud!

Today we went back and freed him again! (You have to wonder how the hell the demons captured a big dragon again over night, he should learn to stay away... well yes, there is the girl and yes, its spring... but c’mon you big blue dragon...).

And now… summer, sun, beer and… boobs! Fck yeah!

And also...have a nice summer, whoever the GM is that is messing with us behind the scenes since 2005! (well... you have to blame someone!)

See you in Paris!




* well i died ofc... im a fat drunken dwarf, what can i say...

Bankruptcy, coffee and lot of hard work finally paid off. We are finally at the end of the road. Today, after several wipes the last boss of this game finally went down. Hüljatud downed Illidan Stormrage. Pictures and hopefully some movie will follow.

Second serious attempt night at Illidari Council. Slow start... everything is ok, but the heals keep coming in... oeh... feels like another interrupt fail like at the RoS. Best attempt 70%... GM was almost ready to reroll and try to master the unbelievable hard art of interrupting himself …and then... click! …and everything is working… Illidari Council down!

At last we meet the legendary Illidan Stormrage! After few emotional try’s we got the first phase down… only 4 phases to "finish" the game! …for now.

Are we prepared? As we are the Hüljatud then… probably not!

17/02/08 Mother Shahraz
Mother of all the things good in this world… this biach is angry! …angry and desperate I say! Well… not really. First night with the mother… wipe, wipe, wipe… what the hell? where is your shadow resistance gear? ...disband! Not that the requirements wouldn’t been at the forums for about 3 months already! All right... after crafting and lending and bitching about the cost… and clearing through the BT again of course…we where back face to face with the mother. And as we all know… people can’t move the way they suppose to, fortunately all the resistance was enough to get the band of retards the mother kill!

Omg, omg… just two to go! Must prevail before the patch 2.4!
Go Go Hüljatud! We can do it!





07/02/08 Reliquary of Souls
This was fun! After downing Teron and Boil, with not so many problems, we where face to face with the famous RoS. After reading the tactics… well… most of us was confused… what the hell is going on… seemed like the total pain in the butt… and indeed it most certainly was, like we discovered after 4… wait… 5 nights of total and endless wiping . We got dps, we got heals, we had no problems with the setup … so what was wrong? Yes, you guessed it, the kicks or the lack of them actually. The dire days of rogues it was… the blame, the despair! Endless changes in lineup, macros and theories! “I kicked!”, “Can’t you see the bar?”, “WTF you noobs!”, “Are you fcking blind?”. Then after 4 days someone actually bothered to go and read the treads about the fight and… surprise, surprise… shamans don’t shock simple as that! RoS down! Hüljatud style! Legendary! Must love the rogues… not!





03/02/08 Zul'Aman timed event done!
After another wipenight at the RoS a band of adventures went to clear their minds in the peaceful Zul’Aman. Away from all the retards (you know who you are ) the run went smooth… well almost… one retard (huntard of course ) managed to secretly infiltrate the group and tried his best to fck the timed run up… must pull the back behind the entrance of the Halazzi… ups. Despite of the retards try’s the band of noble adventures finally got the timed run done and their first bear to mount! . GZ Rasbutin!





29/01/08 Gurtogg Bloodboil
Boil… well… we where prepared for once … but as usual, problems with the setup (gief healers) and wipenight it was! We gathered our lines and the next day got the bastard down! Lovely little fight! …tanks and healers wouldn’t you agree?





27/01/08 Teron Gorefiend
After clearing Hyjal it was time to progress in Black Temple once again! We started with the “lovely” Teron Gorefiend himself. After first and a terrible day… “ups I don’t see my pet bar”, “what is this… macro?” we went to play a little flash game (ty Ferox)… and guess what… the wiping continued of course . So it was time for new tactics again… it was called… yes you guessed it… LUCK! And after a night of countless wipes the luck tactics worked at last! Teron down! … no thanks for the dire people… like me.





21/01/08 Archimonde
At the end of the 2007 we lost many core raiders for RL, including our two main tanks, so the situation was dire at least. But we got it together and after rerolling, gearing and atuning the new raiders (noobs) we got the raiding going again!

First in line was Archimonde. After wiping for two days the situation was dire, doomfire was killing left and right, people failed to click the tears and so on. As always all the blame went to the huntards (drunk huntards actually ). But then… as our GM was coming back from much deserved toilet break he got a brilliant idea for a new tactics… Freestylo! aka do what you want, but don’t fcking die! And the raid was like reborn… Archimonde down! Mount Hyjal clear! Hüljatud style!